Funny News

     Do you ever just need a laugh? Some people read jokes; some people watch funny movies or read the funnies from the newspaper. I think you should consider looking for funny news headlines. In Virginia a woman walked into the courthouse for a trial like it was any other day. While she was being checked in security they did not realize that she was holding a tiny monkey in her bra. She entered the court room and out comes a tiny monkey in a beautiful flowered dress! The court was silenced and the monkey had to leave.  She said that the reason she had the monkey was not to disturb others, but that she had to keep him because he was still a baby and he could not be left at home by himself. You would think that going to something so important such as court, she could find someone to baby sit her baby monkey for at least a couple of hours. I can’t really understand why you would even want a monkey for a pet, but that is just my opinion. I mean, a few years ago I watched a news clip about a lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey!  In Berlin, a German Circus family was arguing with another circus family about tent space, and because they could not resolve to argument they felt the need to start a shoot out to resolve their problems! How crazy is that? What person in their right mind would want to resolve a problem with a shoot out? No one was killed but some were injured. It doesn’t seem like a proper way to argue. They are giving circus people a bad name!  The one that takes the cake for me is about the man who wanted to rob a bank. He walked into Bank of America and decided he wanted to rob the place. He wrote on the back of a Bank of America deposit slip “This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” He was standing in line and got nervous, thinking perhaps someone had seen him write this stupid note. He then thought he could take it across the street to Wells Fargo. He proceeded to the Wells Fargo teller line and waited in the long line. He then gave his note to the teller. She noticed the terrible grammar in the note and that it was written on the back of a Bank of America deposit slip. She then told him that she could not accept this and that if he wanted to withdrawal something that he had to go fill out a Wells Fargo slip and get back in line. He said that he understood and went back to Bank of America to their long line and before he could get to the teller he was arrested. That is amazing. How stupid could you actually be to believe what that teller was saying? If you are going to rob a bank you need to plan it and do it right. You should also start by getting someone who is not so stupid to help you do it. Banks have pretty high security measures. Did he have a weapon when he did this? He should have used it if he was going to be that stupid. It amazes me how stupid people can actually be.